What is as red as an apple?
Raw like sandpaper?
Looks like a basketball?
Has more firing power than a small canon?
Louder than small out board engine?
Stunk up the whole house?
Destroyed almost all the short sleeve underwear we have?
Soiled 3 shirts, 2 pairs of pants and 1 sleeping bag?
And it’s only 10pm!
I’ll tell you what…
My daughter’s rear end.
Poor kid’s got a bug,
She’s terrified every time her belly gurgles…
Completely exhausted,
Just ate a half a bag of pretzel sticks.
That’ll hopefully stuff her.
Fingers crossed.
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