My plot

I'm supposed to go to bed but I don't want to.

What can I do?

Mommy already said that was the last book.

Daddy just brings me a tissue if I ask to blow my nose.

I Know!

I say I have to pee.

Mommy will do anything to get me to sit on that silly little green potty thing.

Ha, I've squeezed out another 15 minutes and still haven't peed.

But I know I'm walking a fine line.

Look mommy's got bright red cheeks.

Uh, oh here comes daddy.

Good night!